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03/23/2016 at 10:38 • Filed to: THOR

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Kinja'd!!! McMike > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 10:44

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LOL, nap time.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 10:47

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If you ever do this and you would like them out quicker put your forearm into the adam’s apple instead of the crook of your elbow.

what you saw above became a blood choke, very effective but you get almost instantaneous results when you’re crushing a dude’s wind pipe.

Yes I know from experience.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/23/2016 at 10:59

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I think he was going for a blood choke. Just trying to get it locked in.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > McMike
03/23/2016 at 11:01

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lol’d at the screams when he woke up. out of his gourd, he is.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 11:02

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I ain’t no weirdo.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 11:04

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yeah I’m not a fan of a rear blood choke, especially in an escalated situation like this one. On the mat I’ll take what I get. But I would have had this guy coughing and sputtering in under a second if I went for the air choke.

Another nifty trick with that rear air choke across the wind pipe is to push your shoulder into the back of their head as you pull in with your arm. Forces even more pressure on the neck/windpipe.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > Rainbow
03/23/2016 at 11:07

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I will throw my bike at you.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 11:12

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I will throw my bike at you.

Not like it would have thrown itself, it was two tired.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/23/2016 at 11:18

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That shoulder push is a good tip.

Always wanted to train in MMA. Is it as easy as signing up for the nearest gym?


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > McMike
03/23/2016 at 11:20

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pun. out. of. nowhere.

all the stars.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/23/2016 at 11:44

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One is more likely to cause permanent damage than the other.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 11:45

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Whosoever holds this Foot, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 11:53

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I always whisper “you’re ok, you’re ok...” when employing a headlock. For irony..


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 12:10

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Probably. I’m actually a 3rd Degree Brown Belt in Judo.

I was a teaching assistant at Michigan State for the Judo classes when I was there.

And I just signed up for the course as basically a “gym class” elective and got hooked.

Never done MMA, I’m a big fan of not being punched in the face lol

I will warn you, be careful with the shoulder push, it’s vicious and VERY effective.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > TheRealBicycleBuck
03/23/2016 at 12:11

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Very true.

Though I gotta say in the scenario I don’t know that I’d be concerned with that.


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 13:02

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This was a bit hard for me to watch. Yesterday I got stuck on an escalator not knowing a gang fight was about to break out between guys on the platform and the guys at the other end of the (very corwded) escalator. The screaming back in forth quickly turned into guys — teenagers really — pulling out guns and waving them around. Lot of frightened old women were getting knocked over as they were running up and down the escalator and stairs and it really looked like shots would be heading in my general direction from both sides.

Interestingly one of the guys was also shirtless. I think it got ripped off before I walked in completely unaware that it was going to get exceptionally real.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
03/23/2016 at 13:15

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Christ, dude. Glad you’re okay. Where was this?


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 13:23

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Hello from Oakland! This actually happened in SF (at Civic Center station which will not surprise anyone familiar with the place) but it was Oakland gangs mixing together by accident which wouldn’t happen in Oakland for obvious reasons.

I slept especially well after the adrenaline crash and 4-5 cocktails.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > extraspecialbitter
03/23/2016 at 14:45

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One of the perks of our public transportation utopian future.